Hi everyone......allow me to introduce myself for those of you who do not know me already.
My name is Rotty Rat.
I originally came from the sewers of London, but recently i have started a new life of sorts. My new employer, or "boss" as i like to call him, is a clumsy crafter of a man who was experiencing problems with a rather difficult mouse. Yes folks, i said mouse!
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Whilst many people think of mice as cute little things, us rats know that they can in fact be quite the opposite! Now this particular mouse allegedly stole some of my boss's craft stuff, so i was hired to protect it with my life!
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Who is this mouse i am referring to? None other than Calvin Mouse....paper crafting superstar! Or as i like to call him, "Calvin Mouse...big girls blouse!".
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Don't be fooled by the cuteness of the picture, believe me bloggers, all that is missing is a mugshot number!!! Word has it, his dog is not house trained and rolls in anything!
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Yep, I'm afraid that's what i have to deal with!
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So most of my adventures consist of dealing with Calvin Mouse. Unfortunately for me, Calvin Mouse lives at the home of Maddy Hill, another crafter.....who is the girlfriend of my boss!!! Talk about small world!
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Maddy's nice enough, but as a result, i have to spend more time with Calvin Mouse than i would like, but that does not deter me from my work. I was sent here to guard my boss's craft stash, and guard it with my life i will!
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Also, just so you know, Calvin Mouse tells on me to Maddy ALLLLL the time....that's how bad he is!!!
So how am i settling in i hear you ask? Well it was strange at first, coming from the sewers of the big city to this forest village where everything is green and smells funny.....kind of fresh!
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However i'm getting used to it. My boss is building me a house, you can follow the story of the build here, and i have been looking around the forest today.....
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As you see it's quite nice here, not enough dustbins to rummage through, but i'm sure i'll find some....oh and what is that i see?......
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Wow that does look interesting....
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Excellent! A possible back up home for if my boss messes up my new house.
What do you think? Plenty of cool places to explore here....
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Actually it's not that bad down here, seems to be nice quiet, peaceful enough for me to get on with my cunning plans.....not even many animals to worry about...
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Hang on.....you have got to be kidding me!....what on earth is that?......no it can't be? I thought they were extinct?.....
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BOSS!!!!!!! IT'S A WOOLLY MAMMOTH!!!!!!!!!
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This is not good folks......what kind of place is this?!!! Prehistoric animals should be kept on far off islands, not let loose where they could step on an unsuspecting rat!!!
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Right then, that's enough from me for one day, my little heart can't take much more of that thing...i swear it's looking at me and licking his lips!!!
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Nice to meet you all, welcome to my blog and i look forward to catching up with you all soon. :)
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Rotty.
